AMSMJ Awards JD Vance "Performative Politician of the Year"
Vice President Masters Art of Political Shape-Shifting with Unprecedented Flexibility
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AI Becomes First Artificial Defendant After Fabricating Australian Murder Case Evidence
Aussie Supreme Court Justice Rules Court Remains Kangaroo, Not Pervert, Despite AI's Best Efforts
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Defense Secretary Hegseth Fires Intelligence Chief Over Iran Assessment, Explains Military Strategy Through Bar Analogies
Drunk with power: Pentagon chief compares nuclear strikes to "shots well served," fires general for being a "party pooper"
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Florida Man Crashes Florida Man's Party, Triggers Unprecedented Crime Wave as Entire Town of Westington Declared Crime Scene
Stolen Ambulance Chase, Segway DUI, and Couch-Hiding Felon Cap Off Night That Began with Gator and Beer
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BREAKING: Bank of Muntrureal Becomes First Institution in History to Deny Itself a Commercial Loan
Citing "overwhelming credit risk," bank's loan committee votes unanimously against bank's loan application
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Local Retiree's Magic Zucchini Seeds Overwhelm Entire Neighborhood; Fairy Tale Merchant Still at Large
EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: Wisconsin vacation purchase leads to backyard agricultural dilemma
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EXCLUSIVE: Captured on Camera! Obama/Biden White House Executive Gardener Turned Insurance Salesman Caught Planting Trump's Name in Epstein Files!
Caveman Mentor Denies Training Accused Document Tamperer: "I Only Do Plants, Gary"
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